Married my best friend. Bet you didn't see that one coming. We sure as hell didn't.
Got three awesome kids.
I wouldn't change a thing.
I love you. And I love traumatizing our kids with you.
I love you too. Now, seriously. Come here. Quickie before dinner.
Shower so I don’t have to do it afterwards, please.
Deal.
I love you. And I love traumatizing our kids with you.
I love you too. Now, seriously. Come here. Quickie before dinner.
But really.
Mom and Dad.
Judging you both.
Don’t judge your parents for being in love and having sex all over the house. Not cool.
I’m in the middle of making dinner, you can come see me in the kitchen.
Dinner can wait a few minutes. Come here.
So demanding. Coming.
Heh heh. Not yet, but you will be.
I’m in the middle of making dinner, you can come see me in the kitchen.
Dinner can wait a few minutes. Come here.
And they were eggs in my uterus first so suck it, Henderson.
I believe you were the one that sucked it, actually.
Save it for the bedroom.
We’ve had sex on the hood of the car, kiddo. Nothing’s sacred.
You should see what we do when you guys aren’t home.
But like. Doesn’t it.
Okay. I don’t really want to get into this. Nope.
I just want to win, just once.
Okay. You win.
Good.
And they were eggs in my uterus first so suck it, Henderson.
I believe you were the one that sucked it, actually.
And you happily returned the favor, so I don’t know what you’re getting at.
I need to see you in the bedroom for a moment.
I DIDN’T THINK OF THAT.
WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE THIS?
I DON’T KNOW BUT YOU’RE MOM IS TRYING TO MESS WITH US. LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE TO LEAVE TOWN.
OKAY. GOODBYE, CRUEL LIMA.
PACK A BAG, GET YOUR SISTER. WE’RE LEAVING.
But like. Doesn’t it.
Okay. I don’t really want to get into this. Nope.
I just want to win, just once.
